Meyer holds meeting with OSU D... With sexy results?

When people think about Ohio State they usually think first about tattoos, then getting owned by the SEC, then sweater vests, and then a stout defense... In no particular order. This year however OSU has been getting torched on D to the tune of 38 to Nebraska and then 49 to Indiana... INDIANA?!?

So, it shouldn't be any surprise that Urbz, as he likes to be called is rather upset with the defense. On Sunday he called a meeting with both players and coaches from that side of the football to let them know they have to do better... or else. This isn't that unusual, but it was rather unusual what he said.

Really Urbz? That can't be good for the headset!

What follows is a transcript from a recording by a hidden 'The Off-Season' bug placed in the room:

"I'm not happy at all with what's going on..."

Meyer said stepping out nude from a shower.

"That includes players, coaches. We can...get...(a better)...effort."

Meyer can then be seen grabbing what appears to be a half-used box of Trojan Magnums.

At this point the video stream became too blurry to understand clearly what was going on. However, two more line were barely audible:

"We're going to demand 4 to 6 seconds of relentless...effort..." 

"If you don't, I'll be involved in that."

Will Meyer's rather unorthodox method of team encouragement make a difference this weekend against Purdue? Only time will tell.