The sensitive feelings of Mark Sanchez

Lately the New York Jets have been not so much been in the business of winning football games but more in the business of protecting Mark Sanchez's sensitive feelings.

I can't blame them, really. I mean this is a SoCal guy who had tons of success in college but has been struggling in the NFL. Granted, he took the Jets to the AFC championship twice but since then he's gotten worse and worse each year. 

Now as I said above the Jets have made it clear to everyone in the country that protecting Sanchez's sensitive feelings are for more important than anything else. 

"He has been statistically one of the worse quarterbacks in the league, but we can't make a change because it might hurt Mark's feelings". And we guaranteed him a bunch of money next year for some reason! - Something a fat oaf may or may not have said.

To this extent I developed a very complex algorithm that analyzes Mark Sanchez's performance in his recent game along with the chance that Tim Tebow will start in the next game and gives an easy to understand profile of Mark Sanchez's current feelings in picture form. I believe this may help the Jets in handling such an emotional guy so they can determine what changes may need to be made.

Every week, after a Jets game I will run the computation and the post the results here.

So you are aware, these are the algorithm's possible results:

Default Mark. Played a normal game, nothing too good or too bad.

Good game Mark: Played well, no chance of Tebow starting.

Bad game Mark: Played poorly, chance of Tebow starting if the poor play continues.

Suicide watch Mark: Had a disastrous game, or after continued poor play. High chance of Tebow starting in the near future.