I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pie before the game.
They say the suicide rate spikes during the holidays, so I think we all need to keep an extra eye on Mark this week. The Patriots carved up the Jets during their 49-19 Thanksgiving Day win. "Abysmal" doesn't quite describe it for the Jets. Three touchdowns in 52 seconds? I think that sums it up best. Fans were even chanting for Tebow to get in the game before the half (Little Timmy was reported to have a couple fractured ribs, though). Poor Mark.
Well, it's little consolation, but he wasn't the only one who had a rough Thanksgiving.
Love the title of the YouTube video. Specifically the term "balls/nuts." You know, in case one or the other isn't clear enough.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe someone will chime in with: "I hear in Hawaii, they don't call 'em nuts because that makes macadamia-crusted spamburgers less appetizing and that's their No. 1 export." Maybe that's true. Could be true. True enough for me to make it up. "Balls/nuts" it is for you crazy Hawaiians.
But really, if you need to use both, just go with "testicles."