Life, Legend, Jowels |
If you were to look up larger-than-life in the dictionary you would inevitably find a picture of Mark Mangino. And after all, that's why we're here, to pay tribute to these national treasures.
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Mangino began life under the tutelage of one Jim Tressel at Youngstown State University. Disappointed in the local tattoo selection in Youngstown, Mangino took on an assistant coach position at Kansas State before again took leave to go to Oklahoma, eventually becoming offensive coordinator for the team that one a National Championship in 2000.
Mangino has terrified the Japanese countryside for years. |
From here Mangino's life really took off. Taking over as Kansas head coach in 2001, Mangino lead the Jayhawks to their bowl game since 1995 in just his second season. He also would lead the team to their first win over Nebraska since 1969, one of the longest losing streaks in NCAA history.
Mangino never managed to defeat the two headed beast of Brown/Stoops. |
Numerous complaints eventually lead to an investigation in 2009. Mangino's alleged mistreatment of players put the university in a difficult situation. They could either brush the accusations under the rug and keep their proven winner of a coach or buy out Mangino's contract for millions and eventually hire previous larger-than-life subject Charlie Weiss.
"I make you an offer you can't refuse". |
Kansas eventually decided to fire Mangino and quietly sent him packing.
Mangino has yet to return to football but with his winning record it doesn't seem unfathomable hey may return to coaching someday.
I would argue that Mangino should have been your first larger-than-life profile, but then I remember that Charlie Weis beat gastric bypass surgery. That man looked his tiny, stapled stomach right in the stomach hole and said, "You're not gonna keep me from breaking 300. No sir-ee, bob." Epic domination.
ReplyDeleteYou could call it a "decided schematic fat-vantage"
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