drugs, everyone's doing drugs

To be fair Ray Lewis used the stuff but there wasn't a picture as funny of him and the stories are basically intertwined.

It's Superbowl week so what's everyone talking about? Deer antler extract of course! S.W.A.T.S., an alternative medicine... Thing... says Ray Lewis called and asked about stuff he could take to speed up the recovery of a torn tricep earlier in the season. Lewis ended up taking a spray, that you spray under the tongue, containing deer antler extract which contains IGF-1 a banned substance by the NFL.

Guess the ESPN map!

This one's pretty easy.


Did you get it?

Will San Francisco or Atlanta win tomorrow? Blue = 49'ers Red = Falcons

taking a break from notre dame to post about the NFL

I was horribly shocked this week to learn that despite everything going on at Notre Dame, there are actually some games of (minor) importance this weekend!

Jack Swarbrick's press conference. going with the te'o is the dumbest person alive defense

A gutsy defense indeed, but will it pay off?

manti te'o's dead girlfriend is a hoax: with update

So it turns out the big sob story of the year in college football was completely made up.

fuck notre dame: a tragedy in 7 parts

If you've at all read this blog, you know my hatred of Notre Dame is well documented. Recently, I've been watching Coffee Prince, a Korean drama and it's been really good. I got all the way to the last episode and then... Well I'll let these pictures speak for themselves.

buckeyes give michigan first loss of the season

I'm filing this under the "shit I don't know anything about" category as I admittedly only follow college basketball in March but I have to mention this.

guy with hair beats guy with less hair. hoody

Yeah it's not from that game but any excuse to post this.

I'm not afraid to admit Tom Brady is my man-crush. Also the Patriots have to be the Alabama of the NFL just like Belichick is the Saban of the NFL. They're both the same thing, consistently win all the freakin' time and make everyone not the fans tired of seeing them. They jelly, they jelly.

Pete Carroll tries to put matty ice on ice gets iced by icing call

And I was really looking forward to the "Matt Ryan can't win play off games" narrative tomorrow.

HARBAUGHS RULE HARBAUGHS RULE HARBAUGHS RULE HARBUAGHS RULE

Harbowl is one step closer to happening tonight. Colin Kaepernick turned in a performance for the ages, leading his team in both rushing and passing, accounting for four total TDs. Kaepernick bounced back from an early pick-six and never looked back.

I'm lazy so I'm going to pick the lowest hanging fruit

I was rooting for the Broncos because like any Communist-hating American I wanted to see a Manning-Brady Superbowl. That out of the way though that was a really, really good game and I do feel unironically bad for Peyton. This was also a game that had some historical implications in it. It was the longest NFL game in 26 years and Trindon Holliday became the first player in playoff history to return both a punt and kickoff for a touchdown.

Baseball sports writers are big whiney babies

In the journalistic equivalent of a big baby crying on the floor with a poop-filled diaper, baseball writers today elected no players to the hall of fame.

Why are we still talking about AJ McCarron's girlfriend

It all started when a creepy guy made a creepy comment about some guys' girlfriend during the national championship game. Creepy Uncle Mussburger as he's come to be called, made an off-hand comment about how, "All you young boys out there need to go play football so you can bag yourself one of those!" (sic)

Guess the ESPN map!

In this new feature I will post a map from an ESPN poll. Can you guess what the question was based on how states answered? No peeking!

national championship: a retrospective

mythical national championship: a time for friends