Heat win back 2 back titles plus bonus Lebron James dick sucking

This is the face of a man who gives zero (0) fucks about what you think.

This is a post first and foremost about shit I don't know anything about. But it's also a post about Lebron James. I mean what do you think everyone will be talking about tomorrow? Sure they'll talk about how the Heat have won back to back titles, they'll talk about how the Spurs let this one go right through their hands, they'll talk about why Coach 'Pop' didn't have Tim Duncan in at the end of game 6, and they'll talk about how Ginobli if that's how you spell it, I can't be arsed to look it up right now, was fucking awful at the end of game 7. They'll also mention Bosh being fucking terrible in game 7 too but meh. Dude looks like Snoop Lion Dog.

But I can guarantee they'll mostly talk about Lebron James.

I don't really know where or how to start this Lebron fellating session so I guess I'll just write it as it comes cums.. Warning gay porn ahead!

I mean yeah you should probably be here but at the same time the fact you are is what makes you so great.

This is a dude that has probably been more scrutinized and looked at under a microscope than anyone else in sports except for maybe Tiger Woods. Like literally everything he says and does is talked about. Is he clutch? Remember when that was a whole big fucking thing. I'd say that jumper he nailed at the end of this game to put it on ice was pretty fucking clutch. Remember how at the end of that one game  he mentioned how he had to play like he was in Cleveland and that was the talking point that EVERY station picked up on the next day. Similarly I can guarantee that at least someone will take what he said about being a guy from Akron, Ohio in the video linked above, and use that to fuel the whole, 'Lebron is going back to Cleveland' shit.

If you can't appreciate the greatness that is Lebron James now you are going to really regret it later. Look at me, a guy who knows shit about basketball. A guy who only ever watches this shit when it's March Madness or the Finals. I wasn't rooting for the Heat, I was rooting for James. I want to see this guy win. I want to see him become the best there ever was, and he has a pretty good chance.

Revenge or some shit.

If you can't root for greatness that's a you problem.

I say this all as a guy who grew up in Ohio.

I guess because of some sort of state pride I'm supposed to hate this guy because of the 'Decision' shit. Well I say to you fellow Ohio reader, the guy was there for seven years. It's not his fault that Dan Gilbert refused to put any sort of talent around him. James carried the Cavs on his back for seven years and took them to a Final. What more do you want? Did he handle his leaving Cleveland the best he could have? No. And he's admitted as much. But how long can you hate a guy for making a mistake?

What I'm getting at is this is the kind of talent that comes around once or twice a generation. Let shit go and appreciate this while you have the chance.