Wednesday, December 5, 2012

BREAKING MARK NEWS: Back from the dead, now a ghost of some kind


Breaking news today as Mark is still officially the starter despite his appalling performance last weekend. Jets coach and Mark BFF Rex Ryan made the call today and will issue a press conference soon. This news has resurrected Mark and his feelings back from the dead, at least for the time being. Will Mark be able to handle the boos that will inevitably rain down on him? Luckily, as a ghost, the boos should pass right through him. Stay tuned!

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