HARBAUGHS RULE HARBAUGHS RULE HARBAUGHS RULE HARBUAGHS RULE

Harbowl is one step closer to happening tonight. Colin Kaepernick turned in a performance for the ages, leading his team in both rushing and passing, accounting for four total TDs. Kaepernick bounced back from an early pick-six and never looked back.

I'm lazy so I'm going to pick the lowest hanging fruit

I was rooting for the Broncos because like any Communist-hating American I wanted to see a Manning-Brady Superbowl. That out of the way though that was a really, really good game and I do feel unironically bad for Peyton. This was also a game that had some historical implications in it. It was the longest NFL game in 26 years and Trindon Holliday became the first player in playoff history to return both a punt and kickoff for a touchdown.

Baseball sports writers are big whiney babies

In the journalistic equivalent of a big baby crying on the floor with a poop-filled diaper, baseball writers today elected no players to the hall of fame.

Why are we still talking about AJ McCarron's girlfriend

It all started when a creepy guy made a creepy comment about some guys' girlfriend during the national championship game. Creepy Uncle Mussburger as he's come to be called, made an off-hand comment about how, "All you young boys out there need to go play football so you can bag yourself one of those!" (sic)

Guess the ESPN map!

In this new feature I will post a map from an ESPN poll. Can you guess what the question was based on how states answered? No peeking!

national championship: a retrospective

mythical national championship: a time for friends