Super Bowl! With bonus pistol chat

Between intense analysis of Ronaiah Tuiasosopo's voice to see whether or not he's the voice of the fake dead girlfriend behind the Te'o hoax, people making asses themselves discussing gays in the locker room, deer antlers, and Miami health clinics it's easy to forget that there's actually a football game on Sunday.

HARBAUGHS RULE HARBAUGHS RULE HARBAUGHS RULE HARBUAGHS RULE

Harbowl is one step closer to happening tonight. Colin Kaepernick turned in a performance for the ages, leading his team in both rushing and passing, accounting for four total TDs. Kaepernick bounced back from an early pick-six and never looked back.