Sanchez Update #189791865

Will 2013 be better mark Sanchez than 2012? No.

Sorry for the shit video but yeah. On his first series of the (pre)season Mark threw a pick 6. In case you haven't been paying attention to what's been going on so far the Jets drafted Geno Smith out of West Virginia and the bets are on as to whether he will be starting in the regular season. Many think the Jets' new offensive coordinator is basically waiting for an excuse to bench Sanchez for Smith, and really he shouldn't need to wait long.

Weekly Sanchez Report: Perhaps now, he can rest in peace

Another week, another tough game for Mark Sanchez. Monday's match-up was one of his worst this season, as the poor boy threw four interceptions and saw his team lose to the now 5-9 Titans. The Jets also saw their playoff hopes go dashing through the snow.

Weekly Sanchez Report

I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pie before the game.

They say the suicide rate spikes during the holidays, so I think we all need to keep an extra eye on Mark this week. The Patriots carved up the Jets during their 49-19 Thanksgiving Day win. "Abysmal" doesn't quite describe it for the Jets. Three touchdowns in 52 seconds? I think that sums it up best. Fans were even chanting for Tebow to get in the game before the half (Little Timmy was reported to have a couple fractured ribs, though). Poor Mark.

The sensitive feelings of Mark Sanchez

Lately the New York Jets have been not so much been in the business of winning football games but more in the business of protecting Mark Sanchez's sensitive feelings.